I really hate that fucking name

Not joking around.

Stop using it before my inner psychopath breaks free.

Delta. Is that too much to ask? You can think of the airline when you call me that if you want. You can start saying "Delta, the only way to fly". Or even "Delta, you're a flaming gayhole." I don't really care. Just as long as my name is Delta.

And don't worry, my reform is never going to be so complete that it removes all of the humor from the room. Just hopefully the humor that's consistently at my expense.

D to the E to the LTA. Peace.